Here they are:
Rule #1 Always treat others as you would have them treat you.
Rule #2 Never assume others will follow Rule #1
Rule #3 Don't believe what you are told. Double check.
Rule #4 Never be unreachable.
Rule #5 Best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself.
Rule #6 Never say you're sorry, it's a sign of weakness.
Rule #7 Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8 Never take anything for granted.
Rule #9 Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #10 The less that is said, the better.
Rule #11 When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #12 Never date a co-worker or a mutual friend.
Rule #13 Never discuss religion or politics at the work place.
Rule #14 No matter how good you are, eventually there will be someone better.
Rule #15 Always work as a team. No one person can do it alone.
Rule #16 Respect my personal space.
Rule #17 Always be aware of your surroundings.
Rule #18 It's better to seek forgiveness then to ask permission.
Rule #19 Learn to anticipate. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Rule #20 Keep your mouth shut at all times less you make an ass of your self.
Rule #21 Never let anyone tell you that you cannot do something.
Rule #22. Always be the better person. you will always come out on top in the end.
Rule #23 Never mess with my coffee.
Rule #24 Respect is earned, not given.
Rule #25 If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Rule #26 Never let fear control you.
Rule #27 It's over when you say it's over.
Rule #27 Always have a back up.
Rule #28 There is no such thing as coincidence.
Rule #29 If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.